Welcome To My Studies

This is my website. A home for all of my studies and thoughts. A place for me to exist and persist in all my glory long after I have gone. May the masses in future generations bow to my awesome influence as they remake mankind in my image. The tracts, stories, discussions, store with a multitude of products for the holiday minded follower, memorable quotes, and projects that are contained on this site are meant not only to provide knowledge, but also a home. A home to people who wish they were more like me... wonderful me.

The Life Story (with clickable visual aids)

So much could be said of Connor Dolson. In fact, so much, that "much" must not be said. For the sake of all parties involved, certain facts must be obscured. This much can be related. First, that he is related. Closely to his father, mother and brothers. Then as far as the fact trail leads, to a great multitude of other people of similar heritage. Further more, though no concrete evidence has been uncovered it is the commonly held belief that Connor was at one time a helpless infant devoid of siblings. This, according to legend all changed rather quickly. With a speed of growth and development uncommon to all but the most human-like mammals, Connor soon became capable of self powered locomotion!

The next few years brought changes both well doccumented and strange as Connor vied for his place with two relatively smaller screaming humans of similar parental origin. formal schooling struck quickly., and contrary to the former analogy left only after 13 years. Since the end of his school days Connor has mostly dropped off the map. Most believe him to have disapeared on an expedition to India to uncover the great mysteries of the Alexandrian Crystals of Folly, but a small group of scholars believe him to currently reside somewhere in the American northlands. I would heartily discourage all of the latter thought as unfounded and quite honestly, rediculous.

Seriously.